You have been warned:
Backflips can lead to a broken neck or any other bone in the body and haunting traumas for the rest of your life. If you have got nothing better in life, do a backflip.
*Backflip,
*Backflip,
*Backflip, backflip,
*Backflip, backflip, #Backflip,
*Backflip, backflip, backflip, backflip, backflip, backflip,
*BACKFLIP,
*BACKFLIP,
*BAAAAAAAAACKFLIIIIIIIIIIIIP*
*WORLD EXPLODES*
I'm terribly sorry but Reader went on a backflip rage and is apparently being arrested in space for blowing up the world.
Wait this just in, it seems that Reader is now in a light speed pursue on a unicorn shooting fire from its butt.
No, I'm pretty sure Reader is looking at Wattpad, reading this book, on there mobile, computer, tablet, what ever shit their reading this story on..........
Lesson Learned:
Never do a Backflip if you can't do a backflip and if you are going to have a backflip rage be sure you have a unicorn and an escape plan ready.
Comments:
Reader: Derp Face........................................................................
Bog: I have had enough of this chapter, I'm skipping to the next one.
Reader: Sneaking behind Bog.
Bog: Reader you do know I can read everything your writing on here.
Reader: TO THE NEXT CHAPTER AND BEYOND....... \(^o^)/
NegativeReader: F**k my life.
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