Randomness 135: Cat

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*cats storming the studio*

Reader: "What! How did the cats find us?"

Dragol: "My survival instincts tell me someone *epic silence* betrayed us."

Everyone: *GASP*

Cat: "Meow meow meow."

Reader: "Cat, you're a cat disguised as a cat!"

Cat: *unzips cat suit*

Reader: "Noooooooo, Cat, how could you do this to us?. . . . to me?"

Cat: "Meow meow meow meow. Meow meow."

Reader: "I thought we were friends." *sobbing*

Cat: "Meow meow meow."

Bog: "Anyone understand what just happened?" o_O

NegativeReader: "Nope."

Dandelion: "Weeeeeeeeeeee, I'm being Cat-napped." :D

Joy: "Cat must have been Perrrr-suaded."

Lesson Learned:

That was a Cat-astrophe ;D

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