Ever thought of exploring the wilderness but you don't know how to survive? Well you have come to the right place. In this chapter we will tell you all the necessary tips you will need to survive in the wild with your one and only host Dragol.
Reader: "What should I do if I ever get confronted by a predator?"
Dragol: "Tip 1# Use your friend as bait while you run to safety, if you don't have a friend with you throw a ball of yarn.
Note: Yarn only works on the cat-family.
Tip 2# If your friend survived the attack ask forgiveness while offering some food that you picked in the forest.
Note: The food you offer your friend is most likely to be poisonous.
Tip 3# If you don't want to go through any of the above but still wish to explore the wild just stay at home and watch TV."
*Reader running out of the studio*
*cat attacking Dragol*
Dragol: "Where did this cat come from!?"
*Dragol throwing a ball of yarn at the cat*
Dragol: "WHY ISN'T IT WORKING!!!"
*1 hour later*
Reader: "I am terribly sorry to say but Dragol has currently been hospitalized after he was attacked by a ferocious cat."
Lesson Learned:
If you get lost in the wild use your phone and call your Mom to pick you up, if your battery just died start panicking.
Comment:
Bog: Hey Reader, Dragol's first tip was actually useful.
Reader: Now I just need to accomplish the last two tips.
Cat: *meow* /\__/\
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