*monster with no eyes, bold, white skin(now you're expecting Slenderman) and loooooong open mouth, heading towards everyone*
Reader: "MONSTER, RUUUUN!"
*everyone running for their lives*
Dandelion: "Hey Monster, why the LONG face!"
*monster attacks Dandelion*
Lesson Learned:
Puns are awesome.
Everyone at Dandelion's funeral: "Rest in Puns Dandelion."
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