ME: *wants to go to bed*
*looks around for bed*
*can't find bed*
* looks up a tree*
"How did my bed get stuck up on a tree?"
Reader-chan: "Waaaaaa, I have nuh idea what you say."
ME: *wondering how to get bed down*
*throws up a ball*
*throws up a book*
*throws up a freebie*
*throws up a computer*
*throws up a table*
*throws up a Reader-chan*
ME: "............"
*throws up the house*
ME: "............"
NegativeReader: "How did all THAT get up there?" *while pointing at all the stuff stuck up the tree*
ME: "......." *picks up NegativeReader* *throws NegativeReader up the tree*
Lesson Leaned:
Everything gets stuck up a tree.
TO BE CONTINUED. . .
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Random Guide To Life
RandomA random book which is filled, as you can guess, randomness that not even I truly understands. As long as you don't try any of this at home or anywhere else I'm sure you won't get hurt to badly. (>.♥)✌ These stories all based on all the rando...