Bog: "Hey Dandelion, can you help me with my homework? It's about organs."
Dandelion: "Sorry I don't have the brains for it.... or a body.... I'm a ghost...." "You can ask Joy instead. She knows a lot about organs."
Bog: "Ok, thank you." *goes to ask Joy for help*
Bog: "Joy, I need help with my homework. It is about organs."
Joy: "Organs? I can tell you all about it."
Next day at school|
Teacher: "What is this?" *holds up Bog's homework about Organs and How Fun it is with A Knife in Hand*
Bog: "My homework. I got help from a friend.
Joy: "You got a problem with it." *standing behind Bog holding a knife in hand and smiling insanely*
Teacher: "Ohh, I mean-" *looks around the room nervously* "- A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++."
Joy: ". . . Is that all."
Teacher: "No, I mean A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++."
Joy: "Ok now I'm convinced. Good job Bog."
Lesson Learned:
You don't want to know what Bog learned.
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