Percy Jackson Quotes

Eeevviill!!!

Rick Riordan- Let's make up a kid named....Leo...

Me- Okay! ;)

Rick Riordan- Let's make him the son of Hephaestus.

Me- Okay! ;)

Rick Riordan- Let's make him hilarious

Me- Okay! ;)

Rick Riordan- Let's make him sensitive.

Me- Okay! ;)

Rick Riordan- Let's make him a great person.

Me- Okay! ;)

Rick Riordan- Let's have his mother die.

Me- O--Wait, what?!

Rick Riordan- Let's make him the seventh wheel.

Me- NO!

Rick Riordan- Let's make him feel horrible, horrible emotional pain.

Me- STOP IT! NO!

Rick Riordan- Let's make him single and lonely.

Me- *Cries* NOOO! STOOOP! DELETE THAT PART!!! NOOOO!!!

Rick Riordan- Let's--

Me- *Slaps Rick* NO NO NO STOP STOP YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T! NOOOOOOO!!!

Rick Riordan- Let's make him think almost everything is his fault.

Me- *Screams and throws self into Tartarus, crying*

Rick Riordan- ;)

A/N: This is literally true for every single character in the series...he made Percabeth fall into Tartarus!!!