*Final chapter in Wanderer,and the group is reviewing the battle*
Des:Why do we rush in without a plan?Wouldn't it be better to have one?
Ashy:I wanna go ahead and go into the next book,so we gotta rush it a bit.
*A few minutes later,Thoindir accidentally kills Des*
Everyone:*freaking out*
Astra:ERMEHGAWD HE'S DED!!!DED!1!!!11!!1!
Ashy:Malin,get the necromancer.Im too lazy to fix this...
Malin:K.*dashes off*
*Later*
Malin:Cmon,the main character is dead...*guiding a blind necromancer*
Necromancer:Where is he?
Malin:Here
Necromancer:Where?
Malin:Here...
Necromancer:Where?
Malin:HERE OLD MAN!*sets Des on fire by accident*
Malin:Whoops...*scooting away slowly**Astra grabs him*
Ashy:...He's right here...on fire...
Necromancer:.........................................
Ashy:Sir?
Necromancer:Where?*troll face*
*Ashy snaps his neck in rage*
Ashy:Why did we hire this guy for ¥1000($8.44 or $8.49)an hour?!I HAVE NO IDEA!IT WAS DES'S IDEA TO BE THE NICE GUY!
*Slings dead necromancer across the room,making the room a mess*
*BellaLoneWolf strolls in*
Bella:What's up,Ashy-what happened here?...
Ashy:We made a mistake hiring this guy...I pin the blame on Des,who is currently dead...
Bella:Dead?One sec
*uses Pokemon Max Revive on Des**Mario noise**Des jumps up*
Des:Thoindir...*lunges at*
Thoindir:*uses shadows to knock him off the sky island*
Des:I HATE CHUUUUUuuuuuuuuu....*loud crack noise*
Astra:Hold him.*thrushes Malin at Ashy and flies off*
Ashy and Bella:HOW MANY TIMES IS HE GONNA DIE?!?!?!
*18 deaths later...*
Ashy:YA KNOW WHAT?!*pushes Des into Astra's wings*STAY THERE!
Astra:>:3*squeezes Des and flops on back,cuddling him like he's a toy*
Des:Why did you give me this torturous dragon?...T_T
Astra:I can hear ya,you know!*licks him**Des screams*
Ashy:*maniac laugh*
Bella:Take 10!*pulls Ashy away while Ashy's reading her book*
Astra:Malin,get rid of the body...*points at dead Necromancer*
Malin:Fiiiiine!*freezes body and slings it off*
*10 minutes later*
Ashy:*rubs slap mark on cheek*Ok,let's resume the...Astra,did you kill him?
Astra:*laying on top of Des,who's face is flat on the ground*He's alive!Look!*nips his shoulder*
Des:*muffled scream*
Ashy:Ok,I'm gonna push this aside.Thoindir disappeared...*runs off*
Astra:*lets Des raise his head*Ashy's gonna brb.
Des:Someone kill me... T-T
*Katsu walks in*
Katsu:What in Oblivion is going on?
Astra:Who are you?
Katsu:Dovakiin.
Astra:Wut?
*Katsu walks off annoyed*
Ashy:Ok,let's resume this!*chucks an unconscious Thoindir on the floor*
Characters
Des,Malin,Astra,Thoindir-Fated Wonders
Necromancer-Just a random necromancer...
Ashy,Bella-Me and BellaLoneWolf10
Katsu-My Skyrim character(Her real name in the game is Lynn,but since we already have a Lynn,we're gonna call her Katsu.Also,she's a khajiit)
YOU ARE READING
Random Book of Random
Humor(The picture on the cover is from Fullmetal Alchemist) This is just random things. From random ideas. In my random mind.
