Katsu:*practicing archery*
Lynn:Katsu,what are you?
Katsu:*stops shooting*Be more specific.
Lynn:Are you a Dāku,or maybe a Draconian?
Katsu:I'm a Khajiit,and I'm Dovakiin.Or as in your tongue,Dragonborn.
Lynn:So you're like Bella,A Dāku and Draconian?
Katsu:No...I'm a humanoid cat,not a human with a cat tail and ears...And I'm born with a dragon's soul.
Lynn:Born with a dragon's soul?
Katsu:Yes.
Lynn:Can you do magic?
Katsu:Yes,and dragonshouts.
Lynn:Show me!
Katsu:Fus Ro DAH!*Lynn goes flying off*Uh-oh...
*Six comes bolting in*
Six:KATSU,YOU JUST SENT LYNN ON A SPACE EXPEDITION!
Katsu:I'm really-
Six:PRAY TO TALOS SHE GOES TO MARS!SHE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO THERE!
Katsu:?...
Six:And I'm here to kill you because you sent her into space!No hard feelings!*drives sword at her*
Katsu:*deflects blow with Stalhrim Battleaxe named "Cold Cuts"(yes,I named it that -3-)*
*Katsu and Six fight**Ashy walks in*
Ashy:...I'm not gonna interfere.*walks away*
*BellaLoneWolf walks in*
Bella:Oh,a fight!*makes chair and popcorn appear out of nowhere*
*5 minutes later*
Katsu:This is longer than I expected...*covered in cuts*
Six:For someone with light armor,you are tougher than I thought...*also covered in cuts*
*Lynn crashes back on Earth*
Lynn:HEY,GUYS!I HAVE SAMPLES OF MARS AND ALL THE OTHER PLANETS!EVEN PLUTO!*shoves large basket between them*
Katsu and Six:How did you get back?!
Lynn:I met a nice wizard!
*Flashback!*
Lynn:*crashes on Mars*NUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
*Harry Potter appears out of nowhere*
Harry:Hello?
Lynn:Who are you?
Harry:Who are YOU?
*question goes back and forth**Lynn presses dagger against Harry's throat*
Lynn:Answer me
Harry:Wizard...
Lynn:*flips dagger back*Dāku!
*pleasant conversation*
Lynn:So,you're a wizard from a book by an author called J.K. Rowling?
Harry:Yus.And you're a thief from a story on Wattpad?
Lynn:Yep.
Harry and Lynn:*high five*
Lynn:Anyways-OMG ROCK!!!*leaps on a rock*
Harry:How is-
Lynn:HISS!TAKE ME TO THE OTHER PLANETS,WIZARD!
*So,Harry took her to the other planets,collecting data from all around the solar system*
Lynn:And here I am now!
*Des pops in*
Des:Hey,what's-Lynn...is that all from other planets?
Lynn:Yup!
Des:*grabs basket and runs off*I MUST GIVE IT TO AMERICA!
Lynn:STOP CRIMINAL SCUM!
Katsu and Six:...da heck?
*Harry crashes on Earth*
Katsu:WHAT DA HECK?!
Harry:Where's Lynn?She stole my glasses...
Katsu:*points tail at Des and Lynn,who were fighting with magic(Des)and bows(Lynn)*
Harry:Thx
Characters
Des,Six,Lynn-Fated Wonders
Ashy,Bella-Me and BellaLoneWolf10
Katsu-My Skyrim character
Harry-Main character from "Harry Potter" series by J.K. Rowling
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Random Book of Random
Humor(The picture on the cover is from Fullmetal Alchemist) This is just random things. From random ideas. In my random mind.
