A/N: This chapter is filled with randomness. You have warned.
Also, if you don't like Undertale, here's a heads up for you to go if you want.
(Attack on Titan)
*The Survey Corps is lounging around like complete idiots, except that Connie is the only sane one, in a Titan-infested forest*
Eren: KILL EVERYTHING IN SIGHT! *darts after a Titan*
Mikasa: WAIT, MY BROTHER THAT I LOVE! *follows*
Levi: Everyone ships me and Eren, Mikasa. Just give up. *kills a nearby Titan*
Mikasa: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!
Jean: B-but I love you, Mikasa! D:
Mikasa: SHUT UP, HORSEFACE!
*Titan runs by; nobody kills it*
Eren: *slinks next to Levi* Hey, Heichou? Why did the Titan cross the road? *creepy smile*
Levi: Because you couldn't kill it, filthy brat. Tsk...
Eren: O_O
Mikasa: HOW DARE —*charges at Levi*— YOU CALL HIM FILTHY?! *swings swords at him*
*Screen goes static*
Connie: We are experiencing some technical difficulties at the moment, so please hold. *elevator music*
Connie: *humming*
*screen comes back on*
Levi and Mikasa: *deflecting each other's blades*
Eren: Woah, woah, woah! Stop fighting over me!
Levi: *hisses at Eren like the fangirl he is deep inside* YOU WILL BE MINE!
Mikasa: NU! EREN-KUN IS MINE!
Levi: *slaps Mikasa* Bad Mikasa!
Mikasa: ;-;
Eren: OK, CUT OFF THE CAMERA, SASHA!
*screen goes blank*
(Black Butler)
Alois: *muttering* I'm so Trancy...!
Ciel: SHUT UP, FOR THE LOVE OF MY SAKE!
Alois: You're just jelly my butler's way more awesome than yours. ;)
Ciel: *Jawdrop* How DARE you say that?! Sebastian is way better that that piece of rubbish you have! And he only wants your soul!
Alois: *sniffles* How could you say that, Ciel? ;-;
Ciel: Cuz it's true. Isn't that right, Sebastian?
Sebastian: *drops next to him* Of course, my lord.
Ciel: *crosses arms* Can't beat that evidence, now can you, Trancy?
Alois: Wait until I tell- *sniff* - Claude!
Claude: *drops down* You rang, my lord?
Ciel: HOW THE BLOODY HECK DID HE DARE SAY THAT?!
Alois: *confused*
Ciel: This is Victorian London, not the twenty-first century!
Alois: Oh... Claude, where DID you learn that?
Claude: Sebastian introduced the "internet" to me. *opaque glasses flash*
Ciel: Sebastian, I order you to tell me why you showed it to him!
Sebastian: I wanted to spread the love of cats! D:
Ciel: I FORBID IT.
Sebastian: What about my Order of Cat Lovers?!
Ciel: ...
What did you just say?
Sebastian: *silent; slips into bush*
Ciel: I can see you.
Sebastian: *whines* IMPOSSIBLE!
Ciel: I order you to disband the order!
Sebastian: Disband the order you just said? Ok!
Ciel: NO! THE BLOODY CAT ONE!
Sebastian: Aww...
(Undertale)
Sans: *stacking hot dogs on Frisk's head* One more...
Papyrus: *rushes in* BROTHER! IT IS TIME FOR YOUR WEEKLY DOSE OF PAPYRUS HUGS! *hugs Sans*
*the hotdogs fall over in the snow*
Sans: papyrus, I was working on stacking hotdogs on Frisk's head! Maybe you hate hotdogs because you-
Papyrus: FINISH THAT AND I WILL DESTROY YOU.
Sans: -don't have the stomach for them? *drums in the background*
Papyrus: *deep breath*
Sans: I thought you didn't have any organs, or are you just a numbskull? *more drums*
Papyrus: OH MY GOSH!
Sans: what? are my jokes not humerus?
Papyrus: BROTHER, STOP.
Sans: do you not have the guts to bear them?
Papyrus: I WILL LEAVE!
Sans: before you do, I gotta tell ya: I joined a band the other day. Guess what I play?
Papyrus: SANS, DONT.
Sans: *pulls out trombone*
Papyrus: SANS!
Sans: a trombone. *plays it*
Papyrus: IM LEAVING! *storms off*
Frisk: Wait!
Papyrus: *stops and turns* HM?
Frisk: But first... *pulls out phone*
LEMME TAKE A SKELFIE. *pulls the two in and snaps selfies*
Sans: oh my gosh, Frisk, I'm so proud of you right now! *crying tears of joy, despite him being a skeleton*
Papyrus: *internally screaming*
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Random Book of Random
Humor(The picture on the cover is from Fullmetal Alchemist) This is just random things. From random ideas. In my random mind.
