*Ashy is reading manga when Malin walks in*
Malin:Hey,I need to know when-
Ashy:Perfect timing!*shoves bag of money into his arms*Buy me the Phantom Bullet arc.
Malin:What's that?
Ashy:Third arc of Sword Art Online.
Malin:Wut?
Ashy:Just buy it before I make you even shorter,ya magical shrimp!
Malin:*storms off to bookstore*
Malin:Where is the stupid books...?*examining manga section*Here we go!*grabs Phantom Bullet arc*
Cashier:*pulls up price*That'll be (enter price here)
Malin:*thinks*Im not paying that much!*uses magic to force cashier to lower price*
Cashier:*falls over dead*
Malin:Wrong spell...
*runs off with books with security after him**runs inside Ashy's room and slams the door behind him*
Ashy:*looks up from manga*You got the books?
Malin:And security...
Security:*banging on door*OPEN DA DOOR!
Malin:Ashy,help meh!
Ashy:*uses pencil to make random dragon appear*Open the door.
Malin:*opens door and let's dragon out*
Security:*girlie screams*
Ashy:That's enough.
Malin:I'm gonna lay down...
Ashy:No,you're gonna be punished.OOOOHHH,BEEEEELLLLAAAA!
*Bella from Fated Wonders in dragon form appears*
Bella:Yus?
Ashy:*points at Malin*
Bella:*grabs him up the foot with her tail*
Malin:*drops bag and screams*ERMEHGAWD LET ME DOWN!
Ashy:*grabs bag and starts reading*How much was it,anyways?
Malin:(enter price here).
Ashy:This is dollars and yen,not freaking Ruby Coins...USE THE DECIMAL,MAGICAL SHRIMP
Bella:Imma go punish him.*drags Malin away*
*later*
Bella:He's dead
Ashy:Ok*resumes reading*
Bella:Should we revive him?
Ashy:Ask Bella
Bella:But I'm standing right here...
Ashy:You know what I'm talking about.
Bella:BE SPECIFIC LADY!!!
Ashy:I AM!!
Bella and Ashy:*fighting*
Bella:*grabs Ashy's tail*Be.Specific.
Ashy:*yowling*BellaLoneWolf,of course!
*BellaLoneWolf pops in*
Bella:You rang?
Ashy:Malin's ded.*points at dead Malin at the doorway*
Bella:*uses Max Revive*There we go
Malin:Imma go teach Des more magic.*walks off casually**random scream*
Des:I GAVE YOU ONE ERRAND!AND YOU MESSED IT UP!
Astra:HOW DO YOU RUIN GETTING A STRAIGHTJACKET?!
Harry:ALL I ASKED WAS 2 TEXTBOOKS!HOW DOES SOMEONE TURN IT TO RUBBISH?!
Malin:Harry lives here...?
Six:YOU HURT LYNN!
Lynn:YOU DIDN'T GET THE PARTS LIKE I ASKED YOU!
Malin:Hey,hey!I can expla-
Everyone:GET HIM!!!
Malin:*screaming like a girl*
*Later...*
Malin:*muffled screaming from gag*
Des:One errand...and you messed it up...I'm just glad you didn't get Astra the straightjacket she wants.
Astra:Yeah!Wait,what?
Harry:How did you ruin two new textbooks?!
Six:*punches Malin*Don't EVER hurt Lynn!
Lynn:I asked only for a few bolts and wires to repair my arm,magical shrimp...I told you EXACTLY where to get them and what they look like,even!
Ashy:Have fun.
Characters
Six,Malin,Des,Lynn,Bella-Fated Wonders
Cashier-Random cashier
Ashy,Bella-Me and BellaLoneWolf10
Harry-Main character from "Harry Potter" series by J.K. Rowling
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Random Book of Random
Humor(The picture on the cover is from Fullmetal Alchemist) This is just random things. From random ideas. In my random mind.
