(Fun fact about Ashy:She will sometimes imagine that the teacher or someone would ask a question related to anything she knows and likes but rarely anyone else knows.Here's an example.)
*everyone in class is working on a group work thing when suddenly...*
Teacher:Students,I have a bonus question.Anyone that answers it correctly will receive MANY bonus points!
Class:EASY!WHAT IS IT?!
Teacher:Name the components and amounts of them that make up the human body.
Class:*muttering*Oms wut?
Ashy:*stands up*This is my time to shine.
Teacher:Go ahead.
Ashy:Thank u...*clears throat*
Water,35 liters
Carbon,20 kilograms
Ammonia,4 liters
Lime,1.5 kilograms
Phosphorus,800 grams
Salt,250 grams
Saltpeter,100 grams
Sulfur,80 grams
Fluorine,7.5 grams
Iron,5 grams
Silicon,3 grams
And trace amounts of 15 other elements make up the body.
Class:*muttering*OMS how did she do that?
Teacher:Congrats.*gives sheet claiming her points*
*after class*
Student:How did you do that?!
Ashy:I read.*pushes aside*
Class:Read what?!*circle her*
Ashy:Uh...manga...
Class:Wut is a manga?*pronounces manga wrong*
Ashy:*facepalm and walks into next class**mutters*Uncultured swine...
Teacher:*whacks ruler on Ashy's desk*WAKE UP!
Ashy:*snorts and raises head*But maaaaaaaw!
Teacher:Answer the question![enter science/chemistry question here]
Ashy:*answers it correctly*
*bell rings*
Teacher:Have a good day class!
Ashy:*mutters*Could of made the lesson more interesting and I might of not fallen asleep...
Characters
(This one is pretty self-explanatory...Classmates and teacher...easy for all of ya)
Ashy-AshyFeather
(Quick note:I don't fall asleep in class
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YOU ARE READING
Random Book of Random
فكاهة(The picture on the cover is from Fullmetal Alchemist) This is just random things. From random ideas. In my random mind.
