•When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life's face and DEMAND for something sweeter!
•Googly eyes are literally the best.
•You were born with two fists and one mouth. Don't talk out your problems. FIGHT THEM!
•Stand on the objective.
•If I can't blow their minds with my brilliance, I can baffle them with my stupidity.
•Don't trust every sign. Some of them are filthy lies.
•With every death comes a funeral. With a funeral, overemotional people.
•Ashy can be morbid at times.
•Move the payload.
•Run from Alaskan Bull Worms.
•Eternal life is actually scary, when you think about it.
•I published this early ohstarclan
•Defend your healer.
•Sombra is a dirty hacking sombrero.
Symmetra is a really good hero, actually.
•Beware of Fight Club— I fell because she attacked my feet.
•boop
•Oh herro I'm not dead
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Random Book of Random
Humor(The picture on the cover is from Fullmetal Alchemist) This is just random things. From random ideas. In my random mind.
