Ashy:*has been playing Fallout 4 for...uh...I forgot.I just know it's been a REALLY long time*EAT LEAD,DEATHCLAW!
Des:Ashy?Why are you screaming?*extremely tired*
Ashy:Wut?*decapitates raider that was in the way*
Des:Did you just behead someone?
Ashy:First off,it's a raider.Second of all,YES.
Des:What are you even playing?
Ashy:Fallout 4,ya idiot.Have you been living under a rock?
Des:What's Fallout?
Ashy:*facepalm*Wait...*using pencil on controller*There.Grab it.
Des:*grabs controller handle*...?
Controller:*ERMEHGAWD BRIGHT LIGHT*
Ashy:YAAAA!
Des:IM CONFUSED!
Ashy and Des:*teleport into Sanctuary Hills*
Des:What am I wearing?
Ashy:Kellog's outfit.
Des:What are you wearing?
Ashy:Courser's outfit and assault gas mask with hood.*Epic pose*Hey,where's Danse?
Des:Who calls their child Dance?
Ashy:DANSE.LISTEN!OR HAS THE RADIATION ALREADY GOT TO YOUR HEAD?!
Des:Radiation?!What are you talking-*sees surroundings finally*OMG WHERE ARE WE?!
Ashy:Welcome to Commonwealth,buddy.Oh,also,you have no magic.
Des:HOW COULD CHU?!
Ashy:Take this,then.*gives random pistol*
Des:*stares at gun*Wts(What the Starclam)is this?
Ashy:A thing called a Lucky Glow-sighted 10mm pipe pistol.*twirls machete between paws*With a calibrated and heavy frame receiver.
Des:A wha???
Ashy:It's a thing that shoots things...*facepalm**ears perk up from inside hood*I feel a disturbance in teh force...
Super Mutant:*wrecks turrets*I SMELL HUMANS! >:D
Des:*shaking like a leaf*OMG WTS DO WE DO?!IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!!
Ashy:One moment...*pulls out Righteous Authority**headshot*RESPECT MY RIGHTEOUS AUTHORITAI!!!
Des:*stares in dismay*
Ashy:No need to thank me for saving the settlers of Sanctuary Hills AGAIN.*puts weapon away*IM JUST TOO AWESOME!*epic pose*Anyways,I'm going to my cozy lil' home!*strides off with crowd behind her*
Des:*snaps back to reality*WAIT FOR ME!*runs after her*
*Inside her home*
YOU ARE READING
Random Book of Random
Humor(The picture on the cover is from Fullmetal Alchemist) This is just random things. From random ideas. In my random mind.
