A Zodiac Signs Thing

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I'm doing this based off of the sign's personality and personal experience with them.Is it accurate to you?

The signs taking a test...

Aries:Da heck is this piece of foxdung?

Taurus:*epic shades on*I got this

Gemini:*talking to people around them*

Cancer:*shaking uncontrollably**stops as soon as test lands on desk*

Leo:*thinking optimistic things*

Virgo:*calmly does test*

Libra:Ooooo,a test!*cheery*

Scorpio:*crumples up test and chucks it aside*I'm too smart for this*walks out of class*

Sagittarius:*finishes test before anyone else*Easy.

Capricorn:*takes time on it*

Aquarius:*does test while secretly looking through their Magic:The Gathering cards*(I just think it's cool .v.)*others start to mimic him with their cards*

Pisces:DO I CHOOSE FREAKING B OR C?!I NEED HELP!

The signs when some jerk cuts them off on the road...

Aries:Go on,cut me off one more time...I dare you...*intensity increases by 1000*

Taurus:*honks madly*GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF MY WAY!

Gemini:OMS ARE YOU OK?*pulls up next to the person that cut them off*

Cancer:*yells out window*YOU HAVE A BLINKER!

Leo:Is it really that difficult to tell the people around you that you would like to move into this lane?

Virgo:*does not care a single bit...ok maybe a little*Rlly bro?

Libra:Don't wave at me like your sorry!*strained smile*

Scorpio:*Two words:Road rage*

Sagittarius:THE WORLD DOES NOT REVOLVE AROUND YOU YA STUPID IDIOT!*pulls out gun**shoots the guy's tires*

Capricorn:Oh my Starclam,WHY DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE EVEN?

Aquarius:*screams nonsense*

Pisces:Dang!It's not like someone is after you!

And last but not least:

The signs at a sleepover...

Aries:SHADDUP IM TRYING TO GET SOME SHUTEYE HERE!*huddles inside sleeping bag*

Taurus:*makes fort with whatever pillows and blankets Scorpio didn't use and drags Aries in*

Gemini:*socializing with everyone while stuffing face with pizza,sweets,and soda,and running around everywhere*

Cancer:*snuggles up with host's pet(if they have one.If not,anything will do)*

Leo:Let's play Silent Hill*pulls game out of bag*

Virgo:*trying to calm down a hyper Gemini*

Libra:*stays away from Gemini and joins Aries and Taurus in the fort*

Scorpio:*surprise attacks people with pillows,pranks everyone,and scares everyone*

Sagittarius:*helps Scorpio with their mischief*

Capricorn:*pushes Leo aside*Let's NOT play Silent Hill...why not watch The Shining?*pulls out DVD*

Aquarius:*only talks about conspiracy theories,even after everyone is asleep...*

Pisces:*something makes a noise,no matter what it is*Holy clams did you hear that guys?!*clings to Cancer*

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