I've been binge-playing Borderlands 2 recently (cause why the crap not) and a question occurred to me: If Jack wants you dead, why does he have the New-U system? Couldn't he just, like, turn off all the systems, kill you, then once you're affirmed to be dead, turn them back on?
Does he really want a few extra bucks just so he can buy some decent pretzels?

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