- Michael dressed as the devil because damn
- Michael being more excited than your kid.
- "Babe, look, I made the baby into a bat!"
- "Very good Michael, now go get our little vampire"
- Michael making your kid really scared by saying stuff like "we might have to run away from zombies" and "some skeletons might jump out"
- Your kid burying their face in your neck in fear
- "Mummy! I- Is daddy telling the t-truth?!"
- "No baby, daddy's just scaring you"
- "You're no fun"
- You shooting Michael a disapproving glare over your child's shoulder.
- Michael running down the street with your kid on his back to the nearest house with pumpkins outside.
- "Look mummy! That one has Darth Vader on!"
- "TRICK OR TREAT!"
- Trying to work out who shouted it louder, your kid or Michael.
- Michael carrying your kid's loot pot when they couldn't be bothered to anymore.
- "Mummy! Daddy's eating my chocolate!"
- Michael replying "What? No I'm not!" with his mouth filled with chocolate.
- "Don't worry, daddy will give you some of his at home"
- Michael wasn't too happy about that.
- "Look babe, our bat baby's in the tree"
- "Michael, get our goddAMN BABY OUT OF THE TREE!"
- "Daddy, I'm tired"
- Michael picking up your kid as you all walk home
- Your kid falling asleep with their head on Michael's shoulder
- Helping your sleepy kid get ready for bed
- Your kid waking you up in the middle of the night as they're scared
- "It's okay baby, there's no skeletons under your bed"
- "or maybe there is!"
- "Not helping, Michael"
- You eventually pulling back the covers and letting your kid get in bed between the two of you.
- "Plot twist, I am the skeleton"
- "Shut up Michael"
