- Luke dressed as a vampire
- "Babe, what did you do to our kid?"
- Luke looking like a rabbit caught in car headlights
- "I drew scars on his/her face..."
- "In permanent marker?"
- "Oh shit!"
- You scolding Luke for swearing in front of your kid.
- "Lucas, we need to go before all the sweets are gone! Hurry up!"
- "Yeah Lucas, our little monster needs to go get sweets"
- "That's not my name" Luke said, pouting at both you and your kid.
- Luke making your kid promise not to run off
- Your kid running off as soon as they see the first brightly-lit pumpkin.
- "Hey! I said don't run off!" Luke puffs as he catches up with your kid.
- "TRICK OR TREAT!"
- Luke apologising for the volume of your kid's shouting but messing up his sentence over and over.
- You apologising for both your kid AND your awkward husband.
- "Daddy, put me on your shoulders!"
- Luke lifting your kid and placing them on his shoulders.
- "Yay! I'm tall like daddy!"
- You falling out of pace so you were behind them to take a picture of your son on your husband's shoulders.
- "You tired buddy, want to go back?"
- "No! I'm wide awake! More houses!"
- Your kid falling asleep five minutes afterwards.
- Luke tucking your kid in, stating that he'd get the permanent marker off their face in the morning.
