Explanation

part three

I deleted part two on this, that's why there isn't a part two. 12/21/13

I just killed the biggest spider EVER! Of course it wasn't poisonous. It was a daddy long leg. I know they can't hurt you but it was like the size of a Gatorade cover. THAT'S REALLY BIG! At least for the part of the country I live in. Most spiders here are only about the size of the nail on your thumb.

As I'm reading that paragraph I'm thinking to myself, "Daddy long legs are poisonous."

They are poisonous, but their fangs aren't long enough to bite into anything.

Just some random knowledge for you guys.

Back to the point of this.

I was going to share some stuff about myself.

I'm blonde. I think I'm about 5'8''. I'm a straight A student. If you people are thinking that contradicts me being blonde, get out.

Get the freakin' hell out of here.

I don't want my fans to think that. I don't want to have fans who are prejudice against blondes.

Back to the explanation.

I'm going into seventh grade in August, so . . . YIPPEE!

If any words are misspelled in my stories (though they shouldn't be. I'm a grammar nazi!)(get away from me, you 12 year old. Don't call yourself a Nazi of any kind. 3/10/16) blame it on the fact that I'm only twelve.

I'm the tallest girl in my grade, I think. I hang out with a lot of girls who are obsessed with different books, bands, and other random shit that only makes us better friends. None of us care what other people think of us. So basically, we're the loudest, most sarcastic group of friends that if you were to meet us you would be embarrassed to know us.

It's really fun.

I have blue eyes and I'm horribly overweight. Don't feel sorry for me because I have a weight problem. I embrace it. It's part of who I am. I am trying to lose weight, though, because it now is a health concern.

That's basically all you need to know about me.

Katie Houde, signing out.