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Okay, so, Paul Walker died. We're talking about motorcycles and crashes and death in homeroom. This got me thinking.

My aunt is a nurse. She has a theory that the cops send all the drunk people to her hospital. (Not really her hospital, the one she works at.) And when she and the other nurses will shout out "DBQ is rising!" to each other.

Wanna know what DBQ means?

It means Douche Bag Quotient.

AFTER SCHOOL

So, my teacher made the whole class stay after for 3 minutes.

THREE DAYS LATER

Saltine crackers! This part is taking so much time to upload!

Whenever you have a deck of cards in your hands, do you guys have to shuffle them too?

And not in the fancy way where you separate it into two decks and do the little fanny-thing with the cards. The one where you take a section and bring it to the front of the deck and keep repeating that until you can't and grab another section from the back.

Goodnight and good dreams.

Katie Houde, signing out.

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