Family Reunion Fun

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"Wake your lazy asses up!" My mom's voice rang through the door.

I guess I'm still on London time...

"I give you ten and I'm getting the water bucket."

"Shit!" I yelled jumping over Dan and planting my feet on the floor.

Woah dizziness. I fell back on the bed by where Dan is, still sleeping of course.

"Tori?" His grogy yet sexy morning voice rang through my ears.

"Morning!" I said happily.

"Too early." He whined and rolled over.

"Uh it's 2PM."

"Too early."

"Wake up babe!" I said sweetly getting wrapping my arms around him.

"Noooooo." He whined.

"My mom threatened to get the water bucket." I said simply.

"I'm up!" He said jumping to his feet. "Waoh dizzy." He said falling onto me.

"Umpf." I huffed under his weight.

He rolled over still on top of me but now facing me.

"Are you calling me fat?" He asked in a gay voice.

"Everyday lard ass." I responded sweetly.

He frowned at my clever remark.

"I think we just had a moment." He said with a monotone.

"We did." I said pecking him on the lips.

"Am I interrupting something?" My mom said from my now open door.

I looked at Dan who's face was a million shades of red from embarrassment.

"Yes mom we were about to have passionate sex." U answered simply watching Dan's face get even redder if that's possible.

"We'll don't let me stop you! I'll downstairs." She said and cloned my door.

Not quite what I was expecting...

"Mom your so weird!" I yelled after her.

"I know sweetie!"

I looked at Dan shoes face is buried in my shirt now.

"Don't worry it's sort of a fucked up game we play of who can mortify each other the most."

"This family!" He said shaking his head and standing up.

This just made me laugh harder than I was originally.

We took showers and got dressed before walkngfownstairs where my mom was cleaning the kitchen.

"Need any help?" I asked sweetly.

"Who are you and what have you done with my daughter?" She asked sarcastically.

"I guess living without mommy I realized someone has to clean..."

"Girl. Your pushing it." She warned jokingly.

"Love you!" I cooed.

"So what are the plans for today?" Dan asked us sitting on the counter across from The one I'm sitting on.

"Aren't you going somewhere with Iris and Bri and that other British one. Uh what's his name again?"

"Finn and his twin brother is Jack." Dan laughed.

"Yeah them."

"Iris ans Finn just woke up and Bri dragged Jack to a Family reunion." I spoke.

"Ooo fiesta!" My mom said shaking imaginary maracas.

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