What Happens in London (A Dan Howell/Phil Lester/Jack and Finn Harries FanFic)

Part two.

The guys knocked on the door and I was laying on the couch with a once white towel covering my head. Stopping the bleeding. They let themselves in and they had a carpet shampooer with them. Dan looked over at me.

"Oh my God Tori what the hell happened!?" He yelled running to the other side of the couch toward me.

"Where is Iris!" Finn yelled.

"Don't worry about it she is fine she is just getting Candy."

Her and Candy came out and Candy was acting out what she heard.

"She was like boom! smack! Mess with me again!"

"Alright tiger calm down."

"Tori are you okay?" Iris asked.

"Yeah I'm good I got the bleeding to stop. A little light headed though. By the way happy birthday Finn."

"Yeah happy birthday Finn!" She said going up and kissing him. "

"Yes yes happy fucking birthday now can you please tell me what happened and why my girlfriend is bleeding on the couch!?"

"Correction. Was bleeding." Candy said.

"To back to my room I think it says enough."

Suddenly we heard the window open in my room.  

"Go get him!"

Dan, and Finn ran back to my bedroom and we heard struggling, then silence. They came out and all they said was" I'll buy you a new dresser."

"Okay sounds good. Or I can just get rid of it. It served me no purpose. Maybe we should call him an ambulance."

"Yeah probably."

"Okay I'm on it." Iris said.

"Who was that anyway?"

"Iris's dickhead ex. "

"Ewww that was him?" Finn asked.

"Yeah he was a lot more attractive before T got to him."

"So you're kind of a badass?" Dan asked.

"Yeah pretty much."

"Oh yeah before the cops get here can you put this is the vent above my bed please?" I asked Dan pulling my gun out of my jeans.

"Oh God Tori why do you have this!?"

"Oh and can you put this in her bedside table?" Iris said giving the gun to Finn.

"Oh and my switch blade in my bedside table as well." I gave him the knife.

"Why do you have this!?" Dan asked again but louder.

"For moments like this! Don't worry I didn't use it! And keep your voice down! Kind of have a headache. "

"Sorry babe. I worry about you though."

"Well stop it." I said laughing.

"Sorry love that's just not possible."

We heard like 4 cop cars and two ambulances.

"God damnit! They're going to make us go to the hospital!" 

"Ah you're right. This is irritating. My jaw hurts like a sonovabitch but it's nothing some ice can't handle."

"Yeah seriously. " I agreed.

"Okay well then again you could have a concussion."

"Eh pish posh so could you but hey it ain't no thang."