What Happens in London (A Dan Howell/Phil Lester/Jack and Finn Harries FanFic)

MADNESS

Tori’s POV:

Yeah so that was an AMAZING NIGHT! Iris and I got dared to go up on stage and sing ‘Girls Just Wanna Have Fun’ karaoke by Taryn, Jenna showed up and that was cool to catch up with her. Bethany gave some poor woman a makeover in the bathroom because she was really drunk and crying so her makeup was all fucked up, Olga got completely shit face with Taryn and they were dancing to ‘Shake That Ass For Me’ in the MIDDLE of the dance floor, they tried to vlog it and as their friends we had to confiscate their cell phones to prevent any drunk vlogging, and or texting. We got Taryn and Olga home with Jenna’s help and now is the hard part. Getting our own drunks home. Yeah, Bri and Lauren are so shit faced it’s not even funny. Just kidding it’s hilarious. We got them in the hotel and fortunately Iris and I stuck to our juice boxes because if we were drunk. Oh god. There would be no getting home. There would be sleeping on the curb by the club because that’s where the bouncer dropped us.

“Come on Lauren it’s okay just an elevator ride and you can go to sleep.” I assured her trying to pull her from the car.

“Hear that Bri! We got this!” Iris finished.

We finally got them upstairs and tucked in. Not without struggle mind you but it happened.

“Should we head to bed?” Iris asked as I was taking off my makeup.

“Yeah I think we should probably change though because I don’t know about you but I have carried three drunk girls now in 4 in heals, and frankly I AM EXAUSTED.”

“I hear ya sistah.”

We took off our makeup and I grabbed a quick shower before crawling in bed.

I wonder what tomorrow has in store for us. Maybe the beach? With that I fell asleep. Not next to Dan. This feels weird!

“Wakey wakey!” I heard a boy, I think Dan, shout before beginning to jump on my bed.

I opened one eye to see none other than Dan Howell and Finn Harries jumping obnoxiously on my bed and Phil and Jack about ready to do the same. I don’t think I’ve ever moved so fast in my life. I caught them right before they committed the horrible act.

“NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!” I whisper yelled.

“They hit it pretty hard last night and I’m pretty sure they have hangovers from hell right now.” Iris finished.

Jack and Phil looked thoroughly scared and Dan and Finn were doing their best not to laugh hysterically at their hopeless friends.

“Well they’re your problem now what do you say we hit the beach?” I said directing my attention to Dan and Finn.

“HELL YEAH!” Finn yelled and they ran from the room.

Iris and I got ready quickly by passing makeup because we are getting wet! And putting our hair in pony tails. I got my white and yellow bikini. The top is white and yellow striped with an anchor emblem in the middle and the bottoms are striped as well and tie at the hips, simple but effective with a white sundress over it. Iris had a pink and black bikini the top is strapless and pink with a black bow in the middle and the bottoms are black with a small pink bow at the hip. She put on a black sun dress and boom we are ready! We met the boys outside and ran began the 5 minute walk to the beach from the hotel. Considering you can see some of the birds from my tattoo on my back I’m wondering when they’re going to notice… The boys walked ahead of us admiring a dog statue and taking turns with pictures in front of it.

“Do they know we have tattoo’s?” Iris whispered to me.

“They will soon enough if they don’t already…”