What Happens in London (A Dan Howell/Phil Lester/Jack and Finn Harries FanFic)

A New Leaf

It was finally time to go. We all decided to get a somewhat new looking wardrobe. We didn't want to look like total tourists.  

Being from Seattle I can spot a tourist from a century away. I hate those guys! Always crowding around some attraction. Going to Pike Place Market during spring break? Yeah think again.

We were on our way to the airport we had all our stuff in the back of my dad's Dodge truck and I was driving with Candy in the middle and him in the passanger, I was only driving because he never lets me drive his truck but it's so fun! I feel like a huge monster driving next to the Honda peasants I needed one last dose before I left. Lauren Iris and Bri were in the other car following us. Iris and I were having our cars shipped to London because it's not like were driving there Iris was driving her car because she was dropping it off there. My parents were going to take mine later.  

"Are we there yet!?" Candy said.  

"Yup get out." I replied 

She looked at me angrily. "We're still moving!" 

"Sorry babe, ask a stupid question get a stupid answer." 

She turned and sulked.

We got to the airport we checked our bags which is horribly expensive. I would have complained if the woman didn't look like she hated life and would have killed me and buried the remains if I did. After security Where we all got through fine besides Candy who they patted down. What do you think she has a shank hidden in her fucking Pillow Pet!? I was really upset about that. I realized that we must have been a bit exited because we had three hours to kill before we could even board the plane.  

Iris's POV: 

I couldn't believe this was happening I was in a daze, almost completely blind sided. The thoughts in my head were racing at a million miles per hour. I had already put in job apps there around where we're going to live and so did Tori. I even looked at where we're going to live on Google Earth. It was perfect everything I could dream of it had a little yard, a white picket fence, it was classy looking pretty good for my first place on my own.  

Bri's Aunt had just bought it so we still had to pay most the mortgage which is why all got to own it together. 

The three hours waiting at the gate was agonizing but it was so worth it. As soon as we got on the plane we all popped a piece of gum in our mouths and put Ed Sheeran on and fell asleep. The plane ride was bumpy and kind of irritating I kept waking up thinking that just maybe we were landing. I knew the time difference was going to kick my ass but for some reason I didn't care. For the first time I just couldn't care less as long as I was there. I didn't care what I looked like, I just didn't.  

I looked over at Lauren and she was drooling on the poor unfortunate guy beside her and Bri was hanging half off her seat completely dead asleep. Tori was sitting in front of me and she looked like she was sitting up. I kicked her seat lightly to see if she was awake. She turned around and I gestured for her to sit in the empty seat next to me. She climbed over a slightly OBESE woman sitting next to her and it didn't seem to phase her. Candy was sitting with Bri so she was all fine and dandy.  

"Are you exited?" I whispered. 

"Yes, and nervous."  

"Soon they will announce when we're landing. I really hope it's soon because I can't sit here any longer. People probably hate me considering how much I've gotten up and used the bathroom because I'm bored." 

Tori's POV: 

The ride was long I was squished between morbidly obese couple I offered to switch with one of them so they could sit next to each other and the woman called me a hobknocking city bitch. Then accused me of trying to trick them out of the good seats and gave me a speech and a story about how she payed more for that window seat and wasn't just going to give it up. In reality I was trying to trick her out of the isle seat so I wasn't so uncomfortable.