About That Arab Life

How to be an Arab: Questions you're going to get asked.

Salaaam guuuuuuuuyyyyyyyys! How are you guys? My life has been a bit hectic and confusing, so please make dua for me. But me being me, instead of sitting and thinking in lessons, I thought of this chapter. It is quite shorter, but I still wanted to upload it. I hope u guys enjoy it inshallah, and leave a comment on any other topics and suggestions you have,for the future.

Let's begin! Bismallah!

Questions. We all have them, we don't all Say them... Here are questions people may ask you about being arab!

"So do you keep your lamb in the car, or in your basement?"

So I doubt they will ask you this in front of you, but they will think it at first...

" why does Arabic sound so weird?"

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"What is bebzi?"

Let's admit it, we all say bebzi, even if we don't have the accent

"Oh your Arab? So do you like livin in saudia Arabia?"

Habibi I'm Libyan. Just because I'm Arab doesn't make me from saudia Arabia...

" so how would you say my name in Arabic?"

Me:H-m-r-a.

Person:"Why you calling me a donkey?"

Me: what pshhh. No. How?

Person: we all know rude words in different languages.

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"Why is it belly dancing, if your belly ain't moving?"

" what's with Arabs and shisha?"

" what's with Arabs and watermelons?"

" c-a-n y-o-u u-n-d-e-r-s-t-a-n-d m-e?"

Stop screaming habibi....

"which country is Arab in?"

"Why are u so amazing?"

-;)

" you smell Arab. Why?"

"Why are Arab food so brown?"

"Why do all Arabs look the same?"

"Why does Nancy adram have an English name?"

Adram. Yep cuz that doesn't sound Arabic at all...

" so I heard you guys like cleaning.why?"

"Can you tell me how to say I love potatoes?"

Okay maybe they don't say that...

"Why are Arab countries so hot?"

"Do you speak English?"

"Why are all Arabs doctors?"

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Thanks for reading. This isn't meant to offend anyone. Please vote and comment any questions anyone has asked you about being Arab.... Love you x

GR