How to be arab: food

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How to be Arab: food.

So Arabs and food. I could talk for hours. This is Arabs favourite topic . Okay let's dive in.

Here's a plate of food. Do you:

A. Gracefully accept it and eat it politely.

Or

B. Snatch it and gobble the food up.

The answer is....

Neither of them.

You don't accept, and pretend your not hungry, while tapping your belly, even though you haven't eaten for a year.

If you picked A, wrong. You might as well picked C. It's completely against the rules of Arab life.

Part 2: the consequences.

Okay. Too late. You picked A. Now what? You think as you enjoy the basbusa.

The silence before the storm.

*Lady leaves*

MAMA: YA MAJNOON! Why did u accept?!? You embarrassment, you-"

Lady: here take more food.

me: no it's okay* looks at mama who is pinching u from under the table.* I'm on a diet.

lady: diet? On my foot! Eat the food.

mama: *smiles*

Me: okay!

........::::::::::.......

Once you reach home.

Mama: Mohammed pass me the shibshib....

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XD

GR

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