About That Arab Life

How to be an Arab: Arabs in a mall Part II

So I don't know how you guys feel when you're invited for lunch in a mall somewhere with an arab family but I usually feel excited. 

I mean, Arabs always cause a commotion in a restaurant. At first, its what to order since everyone wants something different yet the bill shouldn't be high. 

Then it's how loud the table is even while everyones eating. Everyones talking to their peers, excited to talk about anything! Honestly, i think if you're sitting in America, even Russia would hear your conversation. 

Then its who should pay for the bill. At times, I would wonder if a world war III would start right there and then! I mean, the pair of fathers are both saying that they want to pay for it 

One father would say: "I'm going to pay! You paid the last time."

Then the second father would say: "Wallahi I'm going to pay. And thats it!"  

and then it would end by the one paying and the other saying:

"I'll make sure I PAY the next time we go to a restaurant." 

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Assalamu'alaykum wa rahmatuallahi wa baraktu! Somehow it always end with one saying wallahi, right?

Is this relatable or nah? Its always so funny watching the 2 fathers fight. :-D 

I hope you all have lovely day!!! Keep all the oppressed in your prayers and if you didn't pray yet, go! 

-SIS