Wrong Number (Frerard)

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Frnk: hi old man
Gee: There should be a comma after 'hi'
Frnk: pshshsh no one cares
Gee: I care
Frnk: whatever
Frnk: old man
Frnk: old man gerard and the grammar squad
Gee: I swear to god Frank
Frnk: what it's a thing now
Gee: Thanks Frank
Gee: Thank you so much
Frnk: You are so welcome
Gee: So what are you doing?
Frnk: you'd like to know wouldn't you
Gee: Ummmm
Gee: Yes
Gee: That's kinda why I asked
Frnk: fine I'll tell you
Frnk: but you can't tell anyone
Frnk: EVER
Gee: Fine whatever
Frnk: okay
Frnk: I am
Frnk: eating cereal
Gee: Oh my god
Gee: I swear to fucking god
Frnk: what
Frnk: I don't need people knowing that I eat cereal
Gee: Whatever
Gee: Wait one sec my brother needs to talk to me
Frnk: okay
Frnk: waiiitttiiiinnnngggg
Gee: Back
Frnk: welcome back
Frnk: btw what's your brothers name
Gee: Mikey
Frnk: he doesn't sound like an old man
Frnk: you must be millions of years older
Gee: Thanks Frank
Frnk: You're welcome
Gee: Shiiiiittttttt
Frnk: what
Gee: Mikey's making me go swimming
Frnk: outside?
Gee: No inside
Frnk: then why is it a big deal ??
Gee: I can't swim
Frnk: pfftt you can't be serious
Gee: But I am serious
Frnk: how come you can't swim but your brother can ??
Gee: I don't know he taught himself or something
Frnk: it's not a huge deal old man just don't go
Gee: Swimming is scary
Frnk: then don't go !
Gee: Mikey won't let me stay home
Gee: He just shoved me into the car
Frnk: oh shit
Gee: It's okay I'll live
Frnk: but what if you don't ?!?!??!?!
Frnk: you could drown
Frnk: and die
Frnk: and who knows what would happen to you after that
Gee: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH
Gee: I'll just hide in the bathroom
Frnk: ooh good idea
Gee: Yeah
Gee: We're driving
Frnk: ooh driving
Frnk: I'm gonna send you selfies
Gee: Oh god
Frnk: *image attached*
Frnk: this is me being sexy by the beach
Gee: Frank I don't know if you know this but that'd actually just you sitting on the floor next to a bathtub
Frnk: pshshsh no its not
Gee: SHOULD'VE BEEN IT'S NOT ITS
Frnk: shut up
Gee: Nah
Frnk: *image attached*
Frnk: that's me looking sexy in a designer 5 star hotel room
Gee: Is that your room???
Gee: Oh my god clean up in there
Frnk: nO THAT'S THE HOTEL
Gee: Oh right sorry
Gee: The 'hotel'
Gee: NO WE'RE AT THE POOL
Gee: I'M GETTING OUT
Gee: I'M SCARED
Gee: I'M SHAKING SO BAD I'M TRYING TO WALK TO THE BATHROOM BUT IT'S HARD
Frnk: CALM DOWN
Frnk: YOU'RE GOING TO BE FINE
Gee: I'M HYPERVENTILATING
Frnk: OH MY GOD GERARD BREATHE
Frnk: DEEP BREATHS IT'S JUST SWIMMING
Gee: AHHHH I DON'T WANT TO SWIM
Gee: I CAN'T BREATHE
Frnk: JUST TURN OF CAPS LOCK
Gee: BUT I'M SCARED AND I CAN HARDLY BREATHE
Frnk: TURN OFF CAPS LOCK
Gee: Okay okay I turned off caps lock
Frnk: okay deep breath in
Frnk: and out
Frnk: is this helping
Gee: NO I CAN'T BREATHE I FEEL LIGHTHEADED
Frnk: GERARD ARE YOU ACTUALLY SERIOUS
Frnk: ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO PASS OUT
Gee: I DON'T KNOW
Gee: MY HEAD HURTS I CAN'T BREATHE
Frnk: OH MY GOD GO FIND YOUR BROTHER
Gee: OKAY OKAY I'M TRYING
Gee: IT'S REALLY HARD TO WALK
Gee: I SEE HIM
Frnk: GOOD
Gee: OKAY OKAY
Gee: OH GOD MY HEAD
Frnk: DEEP BREATHS GERARD
Gee: I'M TRYING
Gee: OH MY GOD FRNAK
Frnk: WHAT
Frnk: WHAT HAPPENED
Frnk: GERARD WHERE ARE YOU ???
Frnk: oh my god what happened where are you
Frnk: Gerard ?
Frnk: I'm really scared where are you
Frnk: it's been like 2 hours I'm so scared oh my god where are you
Frnk: Gerard ???

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