What's Wrong With the World? (A Book of Angry Rants)

Valentine's Day/ The Immortality of My Single Status

I fucking hate Valentine's Day.

Maybe it's just because I'm truly a bitter single at heart, but honestly, this holiday is so irritating and consists of utter bullshit.

Valentine's Day is the one day a year where every type of PDA is heightened to an extreme. It's also an excuse for girls to shove their faces with candy that their boyfriends (or girlfriend, but straight girls are usually the ones who have no chill on this day) gave them and brag about it to everyone.

I can't stand the love in the air, it makes me want to choke. Every relationship is at it's finest on thus day, despite any previous issues or issues that are underway.

Valentine's Day of course, reminds me of my ex. Yeah, I know that everyone is reminded of their ex on that day, but I feel like I'm specifically reminded because his birthday is on Valentine's Day.

No, I don't miss him. But it just makes me mad that I still have to think about him, and I always end up thinking about him a lot on Valentine's Day. And I'm probably gonna be single for a long while.

So to anyone out there who is pissed and single, I feel you big time. Valentine's Day sucks.

Idk what to buy myself this year! *fake smile*

But hey, regardless of your relationship status, have a great Valentine's Day. You can always just pretend it doesn't exist and grossly watch The Vampire Diaries all day. (That's what I do)

And to all the straight people (and gay people but I honestly think you guys are more chill) who have no fucking chill over this holiday, get over it. Stop flaunting your relationship everywhere and using it as a holiday to grope your girlfriend's boobs in the hallway (yeah I've seen some bad shit).

#CancelValentine'sDay2016