What's Wrong With the World? (A Book of Angry Rants)

Gym Class

I hate gym class with a fiery passion because I have no athletic ability whatsoever.

I only get to be mediocre at a sport, that's it. I'm not good at any sport.

But hey, shout out to my tennis partner in gym class today. I'm really sorry that I suck at tennis you were really good and we lost every game because of me. Also, you were really nice and didn't get pissed off when I missed the ball. Just... thanks I needed some kindness today.

As for everyone else besides my one friend in the class: fuck you. I hate all of you. Stop breathing my air.

I'm so tired of girls playing one direction in the locker room. They do this while they strut around in their fluorescent pink underwear and drown themselves in perfume bottles and complain about their stupid boyfriends.

This drives me insane for these reasons:
1. I hate 1D
2. They make me feel insecure because their bodies are perfectly crafted from doing sports
3. I am perpetually single and I wish that I had a boyfriend to complain about
4. Whichever bitch has that "Beautiful Day" perfume, stop spraying it everywhere because you're making me smell like a baby prostitute, not a beautiful day

Another thing that pisses me off is this creepy short blonde kid. Whenever he walks past me I get chills up my spine and I want to throw up. This is not a crush, he makes me feel very uncomfortable.

Anyway, whenever I fuck something up (dropping the ball, getting hit in the face, running the wrong way, etc.) He yells: "NICE PLAY!" in his stupid fuckboy voice.

And of course, as a socially awkward AHS fangirl, I have major social anxiety. I hate people and they fucking scare me.

Anyway, whenever he does that, all those dumb popular girls laugh and gossip. "Oh wow, she sucks!"

Hey guys I don't need you to make me feel more insecure than I already am, go make out with that blonde kid or something.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I cannot wait for health class. In my school, at the end of gym class, you do health. So there's no physical activity required, just your gym teacher yapping about the birds and the bees for a good 56 minutes.

The homework and tests are easy too. It's stuff that you can easily look up online, so I just zone out during this. Pure. Luxury.

Don't be a sarcastic asshole, you don't know what people are going through.

Don't wear excessive amounts of perfume, it's like cigarette smoke. It'll make you smell bad as well as other people around you.

Be nice to your sucky tennis partners, it'll really make their day.

Listen to Human by Three Days Grace and be sure to check out my other stories. I'm not very good and would love some tips and praise if you have any.