Church Of The Poison Mind

Preperation

"I wanna do this sooner sweetheart..." I said to him smiling. "Marriage."

"Well... We can... but it would be expensive." Ash said to me. I sighed.

"Thats true." I said putting some chow mein in my mouth. He munched on a prawn racker. But... I had other ideas. "What would you wear?"

"A suit. let me guess. Smart boy george?" he said in his amazing american accent.

"Fuck yeah!" I laughed.

"I would fuck you but I cant." I looked at him. "Constipated to fuck."

"Oh yeah." I opened my draw of my bedside cabinate "Just the thing." I bought out some sugar free gummy bears. "Eat just a few, you'll be shittin in no time."

"Oh!" Ash ate one and sat down. He ate a couple more and I put them away and turned on my laptop. "I dont feel the urge to shit."

"Wait for it. Three. Two. One." He got up and ran to the bathroom as I started typing away. "Told ya."