Finding light in a dark world (Naruto fanfiction)

~I do believe you're crazy my dear sir...~

I was at a loss for words. This is the guy that is suppose to take care of me? I have never seen anyone with such horrible tastes in fashion in my life, and let me tell you I have seen some pretty bad fashion statements in my time. But this, this tops the cake. This hideous atrocity standing in front of me was daddy's friend? I just stood there with my mouth agape for who knows how long. He was standing their in a weird pose with his thumbs up and a wide grin. But that wasn't the bad part. No it gets much worse. Not only is he sporting a bowl hair cut, but he is wearing bright green SPANDEX. Who in their right mind would even go near it let alone wear it? To top off this hideous monstrosity of an outfit was a set of orange legwarmers. Did I mention that his eyebrows look like two giant caterpillars. This man had no fashion sense what so ever. I shivered. I really hope he doesn't try to get me into those.

Kakashi had just stood their with a look of contempt not saying anything. I could now understand why daddy was so worried about the house. This guy seemed to be pretty out there. "Come in, come in." the weird guy said.  I rose an eyebrow. Not only does he have horrible fashion since he's obnoxious. I have a feeling this is going to be a looong couple of days with him while daddy's on his mission. The guy had already disappeared inside the house. Daddy soon followed mumbling "and i thought this was my house..." with his shoulders slumped. I giggled. Setting chi down I smile at her. "Okay chi this is your new home." I say with a smile. She mewles as if she understands me which would be really weird. Shaking it off, I look back down at her with a smile. Daddy had talked about an old cat he had not to long ago. I bet he still has some things from that cat. "I'll ask kakashi for a litter box after that dude leaves." I said thoughtfully. I soon follow after daddy with chi at my heels. 

Upon entering the living room I giggled. Daddy seemed to have a dark cloud of depression hovering over him. The weird guy had him in a headlock laughing loudly. They may seem like polar opposites, but they do seem to get along well. Even if daddy seemed to be utterly annoyed by his mere presence. I walk over to the couch, and sit down watching them with an amused expression. Chi lays down at my feet watching them with little interest. Looking up I note that daddy was struggling to get out of his hold, but was failing epically. The weird guy turned his attention to me after a few more seconds of daddy struggling. "So how did such a lovely youthful flower like you become Kakashi's daughter?" He asked glancing back down at kakashi who ironically was still in his hold. Daddy seemed to protest. "I don't think she's wants to talk about that, Guy." he said still trying to get out out of the headlock. So his name was guy then. How strange....

I shook my head, and looked down at my hands resting in my lap with a small frown. "I was abandoned, and daddy rescued me. I have no doubt I would have died that day had he not found me." I said sadly. Chi hisses as  a heavy weight pushes me into the deaths of the couch. I struggle to get out from under the weight. I only succeed in freeing my head. Taking a huge breath, I glare at the offending thing that was now latched onto me in a suffocating hug anime crying. Guy was mumbling out a bunch of nonsense. I only manage to catch 'poor' 'youthful' 'flower' in everything he said. Does he use the word youthful in everything he says, and why does he keep calling me a flower?

I was still having trouble breathing. Guy not only weighed a lot, but his hugs would probably win in a contest against a boa constrictor. I'm sure by now my face was turning strange colors. Daddy then pops up in my line of sight with a scary look on his face. He looked like he was gonna kill guy. In his hand was a hard back book. From the mere size of it I believe it is a dictionary. He lifted it in the air malice radiating off him in waves. Bringing it down at speeds I could not keep up with he hit guy in the head with the book. It looked like it hurt. A LOT....

Guy releases me, and I greedily breathe in the precious air. I felt a little light headed. I definitely don't want anymore hugs from him ever again. Chi had laid back down after the whole episode now that she knew I was ok. Guy now sported a huge bump on his head. He was rubbing it, and I'm sure if this was a cartoon he would be seeing little birdies flying around. "You Idiot! She couldn't breathe." daddy bellowed out. Guy stopped rubbing the bump on his head, and his face contorted in confusion. "Why could the youthful flower not breathe?" he asked stupidly. I sighed. I think that is my new nickname. For some reason I think he only calls me that for the sake of being able to say youthful more. "Your hugs could rival that of a boa constrictor." I said quietly thinking back on my earlier analogy. I shook my head. Kakashi just sends guy a reproachful look, and returns the book to the bookshelf located in the corner of the living room that I had somehow missed before. It seems to blend in with it surroundings. Hmm, I should see what kind of books he has later.