Say Something

Chapter Seven

A/N: Enjoy!

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'Kevin Unf' I typed. No results.

It was a late rainy Sunday afternoon and I had nothing to do. A few minutes ago, I was just laying on my bed daydreaming about Kevin and how hot he was. Then, it hit me.

Just because Kevin doesn't speak to people, doesn't mean he doesn't message people online. I had to do some stalking. Why didn't I think of this earlier?

Well, here I was now, on my laptop trying to find Kevin Unf on Facebook. For some reason, I just couldn't seem to find him. Did he even have a Facebook? I sighed and buried my face in a pillow.

Hmmm... Maybe I should ask someone who would know if he has a Facebook. I grabbed my phone and quickly dialed Abby's number. She picked up in a second.

"Hey Em!" She chirped.

"Hi Abby. Sorry if this seems random, but do you know if Kevin has a Facebook?"

"Ooo lala, why'd you wanna know?" Abby giggled.

"Eh, no reason," I laughed trying to sound as casual as possible.

"Liar! Well, I don't know anyways. He's in my art class but it's not like I ever talked to him. I never really noticed him. He's too quiet," Abby said. "Ce might know."

"Oh... Okay. Wait, let me call Ce. I'll make the three way call. Hang on a second." I put Abby on hold and dialed Ce's number. Thank God this flip phone was able to make three way calls.

It took about three rings before Ce answered.

"Sup," Ce stated. I heard a boy in the background. "Shut up! I'm on the phone with Em."

"Who are you with?" I asked.

"My shorty! Watsup?" That was so not Ce. Wait, was it Will?

"Will? What are you doing on Ce's phone?"

"Uhhh... I'm chilling at her place," he cleared his throat. "School project." He wasn't a really good liar, but I didn't question any further.

"Ohh, I see. Can I talk to Ce? Girl talk." I heard some shuffling noises through the phone.

"Watcha wanna talk 'bout?" Ce sang. She seemed to be in a great mood. "Get the fuck out Will! She said girl talk." I heard a door close.

"I'll fill you in. Let me link Abby in the call," I clicked 'link calls together'. "Abby? You still there?"

"Mhmmm.," Abby murmured.

"So, Ce. I was just wondering if you know if Kevin has a Facebook," I said casually.

"You creep. Doing some stalking?" Ce snickered. "He does. I have him as a friend. I'll send you his link, creep."

Bing! Ce messaged me a link and I clicked on it. It sent me to the profile of Kevin... Monkey. Kevin Monkey? Seriously?

"Why is his last name on Facebook 'Monkey'? No wonder I couldn't find his Facebook before!" I took a look at his profile. He didn't have a profile picture and he didn't fill anything in the 'About Me' section. He did have 2,267 friends though, and I would bet most of them were girls.

"Monkey?" Abby laughed. "That's so weird!"

"I bet you prefer Unf instead of Monkey. Unf unf unf," Ce laughed and Abby giggled. "Now if you excuse me, I have to get back to Will. He's annoyed with how long our girl talk is taking."

"Okay then. Bye guys!" I exclaimed. Both of them hung up on me.

I turned my attention back on the screen and clicked on 'Add Friend'. While waiting for him to accept, I looked at his recent wall posts, which were all from girls. Surprise surprise...