the sounds of sweaty children echoed through the creepy animatronic filled labyrinth. Thomato walked through the door and got his wrist stamped, obviously looking odd being the only adult with no satan child.
He told frying pan he was going to get groceries, but little did frying pan know, he was really rekindling a relationship.
In comes Noot. Wearing gross ass khakis and a shirt that says 'I'm a princess bitch bow down to me'
They look each other in the eyes and immediately sit down at one of the snot converted seats.
"Pizza" said Noot when the waiter walked over.
"Hello Thomato"
"Hi hunny booboo" he replied
"This place is my aesthetic" Noot remarked.
Soon the pizza arrived after a while of small banter. The pizza was deliciously microwaved to perfection, including genetically modified cardboard crust.
"So Noot. Do you want to get back together booboo"
Silence
Silence
"Howdy children! It's chuck e cheese!" The animatronic interrupted.
"HOLY FUCK THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG" screamed Thomato.
The music video showed on screen of dancing animals and the song broke out.
'Come on down to chuck e cheese,
Where the bugs are free,
Cause their in the pizza!
Come on down to chuck e cheese,
Where you will decided to never have children,
Come on down to chuck e cheese,
Free guns at the cash register,
To blow your brains out!
Come on down, loads of fun!'
Thomato was singing along with many children. The song stopped and Thomato ran back to the seat.
"Yes. Let's pursue a relationship, also..."
"Yes Thomato?" Noot said in silence, with a faint gunshot in the background from a miserable chuck e cheese guest"
"I'm preggers and the baby is chuck e cheese"
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Fanfictionin this intriguing novel about two characters has won many awards, including the shit award in the shit book category truely inspiring - Peter blue cloud It's just about Noot and Thomato and adventures
