Noot dropped his microwaved pizza, due to surprise. His forehead became sweaty and he was scared, not for himself, but because he was confused as to how an animatronic mouse knocked up thomato and somehow got him pregnant.
"When did this happen"
"About a year ago, the baby is still in me it could still be food"
The poor child would have to live with a mouse, an abusive frying pan, the whore Thomato, and Noot, along with Thomatos 7 children.
"Well. Maybe it would be just like Lucy. He was in your stomach for 25 years" Noot said.
"Hopefully the baby will be okay. Are you mad at me for having a baby with the egg frying pan and chuck e cheese?"
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"No. I guess not." Noot answered.
The continued eating the now cold nasty ass pizza and decided to watch the children play.
"OUCH" Thomato exclaimed.
"I AM GOING INTO LABOUR"
"The hospital is too far away, you need to deliver the child in the ball pit" Noot yelled.
Thomato ran into the ball pit and laid down. He breathed real hard and the sunshine dropped down and in came a pelican that dropped the half baby half animatronic mouse into the world.
Hundreds of people were gathered to see the event inside of the chuck e cheese ball pit. The clapping was contagious.
"Let's name him Severus sneeper on the mountain, like in the first chapter" Thomato said.
Noot nodded and cried of happiness. The tears streaming down his face were years full, and they wouldn't end.
"I got your pager message Thomato. You had the baby?" Frypan said as he walked into chuck e cheese.
"Who the duck are you" he said looking dead at Noot.
"I am Noot."
"Noot, I know you. FUCJ YOU YOU CHEATER YOU CHEATER CHEATER PANTS EATER"
The frying pan threw egg grease at Noot, for which he fell into an unconscious state of mind...
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Fanfictionin this intriguing novel about two characters has won many awards, including the shit award in the shit book category truely inspiring - Peter blue cloud It's just about Noot and Thomato and adventures
