the expedition onward

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It has been 6 months since Thomato and Noot last saw each other. Thomato is still very upset that Noot cheated on him with the frying pan. But Noot is ready to date again, although still madly missing Thomato.
Deep down inside Thomato feels the same, yet he is too ashamed to admit it.

Noot was feeling desperate and alone, so he decided to stoop to the lowest depth in which humanity lies, he made a tinder.

"Noot" said the profile.
"I need a man who will birth my baby"

He continued onward in the world of tinder.

"Mmm swipe right"

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"Mmm swipe right"

"Hot stuff" Noot said as he swiped right

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"Hot stuff" Noot said as he swiped right

"Ew never" Noot said swiping left with the force of 6 black holes

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"Ew never" Noot said swiping left with the force of 6 black holes

"Ew never" Noot said swiping left with the force of 6 black holes

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"Never! So gross!"

Noot found the perfect man after swiping for hours upon hours. Everything he has ever looked for in a man. He was surprised to see, it was him...

 He was surprised to see, it was him

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It was him. Thomato.

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