Everyone scrambled like eggs through the muddy brush, for Samuel Donald Sam Xanax Cocaine Wilkerson was lost in the depths of the swaying trees.
Because Sam was born the 11th child, the time in which Noot and thomato were deeply involved in the Russian heroin epidemic, Sam was brought into the world highly dependent on hard drugs.
To say the least he was a bit of a crazy head, always lurching into the silent forest to relieve the voices in his head and to get high with the fellow goats. Except on day he never arrived home. This is when Noot and thomato started to search.
The old man stayed home as he had raging arthritis and had to eat his motts applesauce, so Noot and thomato entered into the entrance of the forest.
It was very quiet and deer swayed as the echo of noots voice called for their forgotten child.
Time flew by and as the 7th hour of the day arose, they heard an eerie rustle, and the remnants of old broken needles.
"Hey papa Daddy son" yelled Sam.
"SAmuel!"
"Dada i just sawn the biggest deer n and I can't feel my hands because I ate them off daddy boo"
They were in shock... Below the wrists of poor Sam resided nothing by bone.
"What the fuck" said thomato
"Dada this what I done. I saw berries and they was so good I wanted to eat off the juice frum mah fingas n mmmm was it good papapapa"
Noot ran to grab Samuel, picking him off his feet from the ground like a lavish English ball, except this was the opposite, this here rested the missing hands as the lost shoe.
....Peanut butter smut....
Noot grabbed a jar a peanut butter laying in the tree trunk and slathered it on the open wounds, stopping the bleeding. Then Noot licked off the excess peanut butter and mmmmm then he slapped Thomatos
End of peanut butter smut
They arrived at the cottage and layer Sam down, Sam suddenly in angst got up and kicked open the door running away with no hands.
Off into the distance. Into the wide wavering distance.
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Fanfictionin this intriguing novel about two characters has won many awards, including the shit award in the shit book category truely inspiring - Peter blue cloud It's just about Noot and Thomato and adventures
