"Hello, this is the Cupid Helpline certified to helping you single teenagers find a perfect match!"
"Hello, this is Leigh Albert?"
"Oh, Leigh Albert! Wait, let me find you your match."
"..."
"Oh, found it! So I am going to connect you to your Cupid's match-" BEEP
"Hello? Are you there?"
"Oh, um, this is Leigh Albert? This is Earl Clarkson."
"Oh, you must be my match! Wait, that came out wrong..."
"Okay, so before we interact, please tell me your allergies, pet peeves and what you like so I will get to be a trustworthy boyfriend."
"What?"
"Uh...did I do something wrong?"
"Oh. My. God. IS THIS WHAT I GET AFTER ALL THIS?"
"Um, what's going on?"
"DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO TALK TO A GIRL YOU HAVE NEVER MET?"
"Uh-uh-uh-"
"Look, I am-*sniff*-just really stressed out, okay? I can't talk to you anymore."
"But Cupid Helpline makes you call your 'match' everyday and at random times, they would supervise us without us knowing."
"WHAT?"
"Uh...do you need help or should I just call for the institute of mental health right now..."
"NO! Let me just call you tomorrow...Maybe you would be more appealing or at least know more about romance."
"Okay...bye..." BEEP
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Greetings and salutations! This is Peyton , the author of this amazing (?) book. I hope you enjoyed the first chapter of the book and will comment and vote! Please check out my other books!
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What would you do if everybody on Earth disappeared?
