"Why don't we test out some catchphrases for ladies?"
"Uh...sure."
"Since we do not have a thing for each other, why don't you help me with ladies and I help you with life?"
" (Sigh ) I am pathetic."
"What do you mean?"
"Nothing. Just start."
"Okay. The first one is...Hold my hand and I will take you there, darling."
"Excuse me while I barf."
"Really?"
"Yes, re-badsjubvosaudfv."
"What WAS that?"
"Barfing."
"Ookay."
"Hurry up. I have homework."
"Next is...If you agree, I will rub you the right way...?"
"EW! That is so graphic! And creepy."
"Well, this one says...You keep my heart which pulses for you in your chest."
"Time to stab my chest."
"Uh..."
"Oooh, here is a complicated mathematics problem which you can probably solve."
"Um, I guess I am pretty good at math."
"NERD."
"What? No, I am not a nerd. Didn't I say that I was ruthless and handsome?"
"That is a discrimination to nerds. You are to be looked down upon."
"Actually, I am the Mr. It for my school."
"Which explains why you have zero romantic experiences. Yes, very understandable."
"Your sarcasm is overrated."
"Deal with it."
"Ugh. I am having a phone conversation with a insane female lunatic and my dad is shouting from downstairs to help him with his date with a girl. AND I have no experience with romance. Just my luck."
"Huh, runs in the family, riiiight?"
"I do not know why but I am imagining a freaky stalker-ish girl saying 'riiiiight?'"
"Offensive. And hurtful."
"Oh, I am NOT sorry at all."
"Whatever. Wait, you said you wanted tips on interaction with females?"
"Yes."
"Okay. Maybe the first thing you have to do is tell me how you look like."
"Handsome. Duh."
"No, I really need the details to help you."
"No prob. My hair is brown and can be wavy at times. I like to keep it slightly short. I have pale skin. Uh..."
"That is all? Wow, a 'person' with brown hair and pale skin. I can so imagine it right now."
"Feeling hot and bothered?"
"Shut up."
"You are blushing, aren't you Leighheart?"
"WHAT? I AM NOT! YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL!"
"You are, Leigh, you are."
"SHUT UP YOU-MO-"
♔♔♔
You know, sometimes I wish I can be Leigh because I am just too gentle with some of the people around me and if I could, I really wan to tell some of them to "F*ck off" but I just can't. Pathetic me. Anyway, CHAPTERLY CONTEST!
Chapterly contest:
What would you wish will happen if your soulmate slaps you in the face?
