LEGEND
EM | LEIGH | EARL
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"Earl Grey?"
"Oh. Hey Leigh."
"Guess what is going to happen? I AM COMING BACK!"
"Really! That is good news! When are you reaching here!"
"In a few hours! God, I am so excited to be back! I get to go to my school and leave that stupid stepfather with his stu-I mean, HOT son!"
"Okay...Can I ask some other pickup lines from the dating book I have read?"
"Oh god. Fine. Just because you are pathetic at love stuff, I am helping you."
"Don't be so mean. I got some pretty good stuff. What about this-You are an amazing juggler, because you get my balls juggling all day."
"WHAT THE-No, you CANNOT say that! What makes you think you can say that to a girl. Whatever. Go to the next line. RIGHT NOW."
"Sure...This one? I am a mailboy and I have a VERY special package to be delivered for you."
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO-"
"OKAY. I think I got one (finally) Leigh, would you go on a date with me?"
"...That was really smooth...Earl, why are y-you asking me such a question."
"What do you mean? I really like you and-"
"Ea-Earl."
"Yes?"
"If you really like me, then why did you date Holly?"
"..."
"If you are not going to answer, I have all the explanations I need to have already. Thank you for staying true to me. Till you did that."
"NO! Leigh, wait-"
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"Leigh..."
"What did I miss, guys?"
"CENSORED off, Em."
"How dare you? I am hanging up."
"Go hang up for all I care!"
CLIFFHANGER I am not logging on for more than one week so bye. Mwahahaha!
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