EM | LEIGH | EARL THE GIRL (leigh was here.again!)
"Leigh! Earl here!"
"Hey, Earl."
"So...what are you doing?"
"Homework."
"And you say I'M the nerd?"
"Shut up. It is on Romantic and Social Relationships."
"That is a horrible project. Burn it. Now."
"No way. I am making huge progress. I think. Does Beyonce like glue?"
"What does that have to do with your project?"
"Nothing. I just wanted to see what how you would respond."
"Really?"
"Yes. Since you asked me about what I was doing, what are YOU doing?"
"Whoa. Chill down. I am heading to a football game right now."
"Sitting on the bleachers, huh?"
"No. I am playing."
"You play FOOTBALL? That thing when you throw a ball physically, exercising your body and biceps? Like-"
"YES. I play football. Can you stop the sarcasm now?"
"Never. But you, Earl The Girl, playing football? That seems...implausible. I am speaking to a suck-up nerd right now. And HE does not play football."
"Leigh, just deal with it."
"FINE. What team are you playing for?"
"The Topdogs."
"Wait, are you in Dreadon High?"
"You are in the same school as me?"
"What the CENSORED?"
"I should be the one saying that. I have never heard of you before."
"I don't even know how you look like. All I know is that there is some stupid football jock who got into a fight or something?"
"No, that was my buddy, Fletcher."
"How do you look again?"
"Didn't I tell you last time? Gorgeous brown hair, pale skin and bright, mesmerizing eyes. As well as an impressively-sized-"
"Don't finish that sentence. But seriously, all I know about my-OUR school's football team is that all the players are blonde. Nobody has brown hair on the team."
"THAT IS ME, LEIGH!"
"Whatever. But are you sure we haven't met or something?"
"100 percent sure. Never heard of some girl called Leigh who is stupid and-"
"Shut the hell up. I need to go. Right now. Luke is calling me."
"That guy again?"
"Yes. Call you later. If I don't smell you first."
"Uh...well, you-"
"It is too late for a comeback now, Earl!"
"CENSORED CURSE."
Hey guys! Sorry about my weak attempts at weak jokes but I am running low on fuel. Mainly doughnuts. I would like to know you opinions on this story having 30+ chapters. Don't worry, there will be interviews from YOU, the readers, as well as bonus chapters with interesting twists and stories. (I already have one in mind.) Thank you so much for giving this book the rank of #880 in Short Story!
