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LEGEND
EM | LEIGH | EARL
"You know what, Leigh?"
"Hm?"
"We should play that question game where we ask each other questions!"
"Sure! Ugh! Push...it...in!"
"I hope nothing sexual is going on on the other side."
"NO! I am just packing and somehow, pink lacy dresses are really hard to store in luggage bags!"
"Okay...So my question is...what is your full name?"
"Leigh Albert."
"Where is your middle name?"
"I don't have one."
"That's lame."
"What is YOUR full name, than?"
"Earl Joanna Clarkson."
"Joanna? Seriously?"
"What is wrong with that middle name? I am proud of it, you know? My great great grandfather used to have that middle name and he was a mayor."
"Wow. Impressive. A mayor with the middle name 'Joanna'. Applause, everybody, applause."
"..."
"What?"
"I am giving you the death glare right now."
"I can feel the intensity right now. Aaah."
"My turn! Where do you live?"
"Oh, uh...New Jersey?"
"I live there!"
"Guess what? I. Don't. Care."
"It is your turn."
"Do you have any siblings?"
"Well, I have fifteen brothers."
"Excuse me?"
"JK. I have a sister. She is 9 years old."
"Wow. That is pretty young. How old are you?"
"That is already the second question, Leigh."
"I know, now answer the question."
"[Sigh] I am seventeen."
"I'm seventeen!"
"Guess what? I. Don't. Care."
"I just had my own words pitted against me. Touché, Earl, touché."
"Bows in appreciation."
"You're welcome."
"MY TURN! What is your ex-boyfriend's name? You have to answer truthfully."
"..."
"Leigh?"
"Bye, Earl."
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