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LEGEND
EM | LEIGH | EARL
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"Welcome to-"
"It is Leigh."
"Oh, Leigh! You submitted your quiz results a few weeks ago! I have them right here and we have found your match!"
"I am kinda excited! Who is he going to be?"
"I have literally no idea. My boss just told me to key in this number! Let's go! 2...8...7...4...3...4...3...5...7...5...4...6...3 GO!"
BRING BRING BRING BRING
"Hello? Is this my Cupid match?"
"Yes! I am Leigh Albert!"
"I am Earl Clark! Wait a minute..."
"..."
"..."
"E-Earl?"
"Yes?"
"I hate you."
"Me too."
"I hate you so so much."
"I heard that smile in your voice!"
"No. I am not smiling?"
"YES YOU ARE!"
"Hahaha...no."
"Leigh. I just want to say that-"
"Don't."
"But-"
"Don't."
"Leigh-"
"I don't need any apologies. We both made mistakes. And I think six months has to heal those stupid mistakes."
"I love you so much I can have sex with you right now."
"EARL! NO!"
"Hehehehe...Just kidding. Why would I do that?"
"Are you objectifying my body image?"
"Well, your boobs are actually a little too small for my liking."
"You liking as in never having any experience in romance at all?"
"Uh...touché."
"Thank you. So how is it going now?"
"Well, Megan is 10!"
"That is cool. And you should appreciate that compliment because it comes from a girl older than you!"
"You turned 18? I want to be the dominant male here."
"Too bad. My birthday was yesters!"
"Oh well. Happy belated birthday! Wanna meet up at school tomorrow!"
"Yes. Where?"
"Come to the library after school. Meet you there."
"Not if I smell you first."
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"Where are you, Earl?"
"I am at the library! And what are you doing calling me? No phones allowed!"
"If you haven't noticed, I have a knack for not following rules."
"True. I am at the Romance section. Hurry up! I hear footsteps."
"Fine fine. OH MY GOD! You are exactly what I thought you would look like!"
"We met before, Leigh."
"Oh yeah. Why are we still talking over the phone?"
"No idea."
"Actually, I already smelt you first before I saw you."
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The end of Cupid Helpline? NO! This will NOT be the end!
There is a spin-off on KnightCollab!
Bonus chapters coming up!
Interviews which are open to the floor coming up!
DON'T GIVE UP HOPE!
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