"I am like, in the airport, waiting for my mother to walk in with my stepfather."
"So...what do you want to do now?"
"Let's just talk then."
"Let's just talk then."
"..."
"..."
"We are not talking at all."
"I am aware of that."
"You have awareness! GASP! That means I am surprised, for your information."
"Of course I don't know what 'gasp' is!"
"Of course you don't! But I do!"
"That is amazing!"
"I know right!"
"Don't I agree!"
"Oh the wonderful facts we don't know!"
"You know, I can do some real damage to girls."
"You mean punching them in the face? Because I can't feel a thing at all."
"Leigh Albert if you-"
"Mom's here!"
"Wait, what?"
"My mom is here!"
"Really?"
"Yeah! And my stepdad is walking up behind her and their son is..."
"That guy, Luke Gretching!"
"Oh. My God."
"Leigh?"
"He is so hot."
"WHAT?"
"He is friggin' hot. Just wow."
"I did not see this coming at all."
"(Distant voice) Hey Leigh!"
"Is that your mom?"
"(Leigh) Hi, mom! I missed you so much! (Leigh's mom) Me too!"
"Why am I still here?"
"Oh, Earl, I need to hang up now bye!" CLICK
"(Sigh)"
Did YOU see that coming? Hope you did not. ( Just kidding ;) )
So LEARL it is! That shall be the name of the ship that has sailed and from what things are looking like, is sinking. Some names just don't go together though. (What am I doing with my life )
