"I know. Actually, my mum's really happy now and for that, I am happy for her. The city is beautiful, Luke is so hot, I am free from Dad's bitching."
"Oh..."
"So, what did you call me for?"
"The Cupid Helpline thing?"
"Oh, I thought that was over already!"
"What? We haven't kissed yet, have se-"
"Whoa! You expect me to have an orgasm over you?"
"Um...yes?"
"Bangs head on table."
"Cups your head in my hand and kisses your bruised forehead."
"Ew! I am NOT having phone sex with you creep!"
"Are you sure? Starts nibbling your-"
"THIS CONVERSATION ENDS NOW!"
I am so sorry! I just needed a hilarious boost to get me back into writing this book! I realised that I have not really been writing anything funny. Just a clue-Em is coming in next!
