"Oh baby give me some work work work work work work tell me la la la la la-"
"Do you seriously not know the lyrics to that song?"
"SHIT!"
"You know, if you actually try, you can start singing."
"If you think that I can't reach my hand over to your side and stick it up your nose, think again, Earl Grey."
"Oh Queen LeighLeigh, please forgive me!"
"No. You shall be decapitated and executed. Off with his head!"
"Dies from lack of blood circulation due to lack of head."
"But back on track, why didn't you answer me hours ago? How can you leave a poor little defenceless girl alone with no one to call?"
"A poor little defenceless girl with a book of profanities, vulgarities and obscenities to use when threatened. Yeah, sure."
"The answer?"
"I was busy hours ago using my book and some of your tips to pick up girls, dummy."
"Oh."
"Yeah..."
"..."
"This is awkward..."
"..."
"..."
"Gender discrimination! You boys can't just 'pick up' girls!"
"You're not helping, Leigh."
"So, did you 'pick up' any girls?"
"Sure did. I had this super hot chick called Holly who just went right under my arm."
"Wow. She must be suffering from post-stench disorder. And Holly, seriously? What kind of white girl name is that?"
"Are you white?"
"Yes, I am."
"Your sarcasm isn't overflowing and you are not a hypocrite at all."
"I am not racist and you are being one! Racial discrimination!"
"Sexist!"
"Rebel!"
"Anarchist!"
"What we are doing now is stupid and offensive."
"I agree. Anyway, Holly was very flirtatious with me and I was kind of embarrassed and nervous but after a while, I got used to her and flirted right back in her face, making her the nervous and embarrassed one. It was hard but manageable. And I am proud of myself."
"Sure, here is a gold medal. I always wondered when the time when I would have phone conversation with a guy and he would tell me abo his love life will come."
"Shut up. What about you? Patching things up between you and shitface?"
"Why do you want to know?"
"Why do YOU want to know?"
"Fine!"
"Sounds like there is a cat fight going on!"
"Em? Is that you?"
"Does it not seem obvious?"
"I was just telling LEIGH how I picked up a girl and she is dodging my question about her patching things up."
"I think EARL is just being nosy and wants to have someone to talk to."
"You literally just said that you wanted to talk to me hours ago-"
"I don't friggin' care!"
"Then why do you-"
"That is why you shouldn't-"
"If this is what it's going to be like then-"
"Guys?"
"I can't believe you would-"
"Why do you care if you-"
"GUYS!"
"..."
"..."
"Hahahahaha! Both of you sounded like an ordinary couple arguing! Can't...stop...laughing...."
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Peyton here! I am not sure if that was the ending you expected ( It probably wasn't ) and I hope you enjoyed the chapter. Em comes back! You might have noticed tags I used bold words just like Em and don't ask.
CHAPTERLY CONTEST:
If you discover that Taylor Swift is a boy, what would you do?
I know it may sound a bit random but it is the only thing I can think of. The funniest answer gets the dedication!
