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Leigh took a deep breath in and spoke really fast, "So this is how it goes-First, I will go to him and use my magical abilities to lure him to the exit. Then, you would take this drink," she held Earl's drink up much to his dismal. "and splash it on him. After doing that, take some chicken bones from our meal and stuff it in him, okay?"
Earl scrunched up his face in confusion. "Why are we doing this again?"
Leigh rolled her eyes and said, "BECAUSE..." She paused for a moment in hesitation.
Earl raised his eyebrows and Leigh started to panic. "Because..."
Earl asked, "Yes, Leigh? Because?"
Leigh lost it and said vehemently, "Because he was a shitface!"
"What is the name of this guy we are pranking again?" Earl asked casually.
Leigh replied, "It is-wait a minute," she narrowed her eyes at Earl and continued, "You just want to know his name, don't you? Well, I am not telling you!"
Earl sighed and muttered, "At least I tried."
Leigh finished up her chicken ravenously and licked her lips. "Let us do this NOW." Her body was buzzing with energy and she was vibrating nonstop. Earl did not know if he should be worried. He loved Leigh, sure-but helping to prank her ex-boyfriend? Wasn't that too much.
However, it was too late. As if time was speeding up, he was soon standing outside the entrance of KFC. He gripped onto his un-drunk cup of Coke and had a pile of clean (hopefully) bones in his hands. Earl could feel his hands becoming clammy and tried peeking through the tinted windows of the restaurant. He could not see anything though. Disappointed, he resumed his position. Leigh should be done by now.
Leigh was NOT done. In fact, she was frantic. Her ex-boyfriend did not seemed to want to go out. And she was not telling YOU his name as well.
"Are you sure, [insert name here]?" Leigh faky-pouted and asked, batting her eyes exaggeratedly. "I have something really special to show you outside."
[insert name here] gave up. He obviously did not want to hear Leigh's voice anymore and get this over with. Much to Leigh's joy, he followed her out. The minute they stepped out, Leigh whipped around and said in a malevolent manner, "Welcome, CENSORED."
Earl splashed his drink over him and when he tried using a bone to stab [inert name here], he felt something sock him in the gut and he retreated, the pain spreading through his torso. [insert name here] glared at Earl with so much hatred Earl shrank back. [insert name here] then picked Earl up and started punching him nonstop. Earl felt the pain become long and throbbing, his mind so tired he could hardly register the pain.
Leigh felt something flare in her and she pulled [insert name here] to the ground. "What the CENSORED do you think you are doing, you CENSORED piece of CENSORED!" She then bent down and started slapping [insert name here], the anger in her burning like an eternal flame. Earl looked at her in awe and smiled quietly.
