"LEIGH! There you are? Where were you? I was worried sick and-"
"Are you admitting that you care about me, Earl?"
"What? No."
"Admit it, Earl. EARL THE GIRL EARL THE GIRL EARL THE GI-"
"Where the hell did you disappear to?"
" (Sigh) My phone was crushed after I saw my stepfather hitting on my mother. Does that make things clearer?"
"Uh...it certainly is very informative."
"Thank you. I got a new phone just now. Pretty fast for a girl, huh?"
"Okay..."
"Like boys can do better."
"I just want to say th-"
"Girls can be as good as boys. Amelia Earhart was the first female aviator to fly solo across the Atlantic Ocean. 26-year-old JuliaMorgan earned a degree in civil engineering from Berkeley, where she was one of just 100 female students in the entire university and the only female engineer. Hillary Clinton is much better than Donald Tru-"
"God, can you turn the feminism down a thousand notches?"
"Don't you dare, Earl. You are stepping into dangerous territory of the female powerhouse."
"Try me."
"You asked for this. You CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED CENSOR-"
Beep Beep Beep
"Did he just hang up on me? Boys are so stupid."
Guess who is back from the dead?
Peyton here! Sorry for not updating in a really long time. Please inform me of graffiti in the chapters because Leigh has been sneaking through my radars recently. Bye! AND VOTE.
