bastille group chat

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Kyle: I got a cat

Dan: What the hell Kyle

Kyle: I didn't mean to

Will: How the fuck do you get an animal on accident?

Kyle: I don't know. I just found it on my street and it looked so cold and hungry

Woody: why

Kyle: I don't know piss off

Woody: Rude

Kyle: Can't be tamed bitch

Woody: Shut up

Dan: fight

Will: roast a bitch

Kyle: What's up with that greasy hair Wood?

Woody: Kyle what the hell

Kyle: Or should I call you Snape?

Woody: My hair isn't that greasy, unlike your overrated facial hair

Dan has added Ralph to the group chat

Ralph: Fuck no

Dan: Wait

Ralph has left the group chat

Kyle: What the fuck you say about my beard and mustache?

Woody: Overrated and greasy

Kyle: Your whole ego is fucking overrated

Woody has removed Kyle from the group chat

Woody: Boom. Roasted.

Dan: Mate

Will: Well I guess you won

Woody: of course I did

Dan: That was actually really lame

Woody: Shut up. You don't know what the fuck your talking about

Dan: *you're

Woody has left the group chat

Will has left the group chat

Dan has added Kyle to the group chat

Dan: You totally won that

Kyle: Thanks mate. I know.

Kyle has ended the group chat