bastille group chat

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Dan: i feel like im literally gonna collapse

Will: why

Dan: it's been 2 weeks since I've had an vegetable

Kyle: fucking mood

Will: you should probably eat some vegetables then

Dan: only cowards eat vegetables

Dan: i am not weak

Woody: imagine being deficient in probably every vitamin haha can't relate

Dan: fuck you

Woody: im married

Dan: honestly FUCK OFF

Kyle: yikes the lack of vitamins is getting to you

Will: lol

Dan: i can't stay awake anymore goodnight

Kyle: it's 7 pm

Kyle: come BACK

Will: in other news im eating mashed potatoes in the bath

Woody: wow we stan

Kyle: that's like actually amazing. sister spa

Woody: EW HSKSJSK WHST

Kyle: Did someone have a sister stroke?

Will: that's gross stop

Kyle: someone's sister sour

Woody: we are leaving if you don't stop

Kyle: don't sister speak for him he has a mind of his own

Will: bye

Kyle: NO PLEASE

Kyle: IM SISTER SORRY

Woody: have a nice night buddy